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本曲目已进入殿堂

本曲目已经拥有了超过10万次播放，荣膺Vocaloid中文殿堂曲称号。
更多Vocaloid中文殿堂曲请参见殿堂曲导航。

曲绘 by 野坂言火

歌曲名称

老年吸血鬼

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演唱

言和、洛天依

P主

康师傅の海鲜面

链接

Bilibili

简介

《老年吸血鬼》是康师傅の海鲜面于2017年7月28日投稿至Bilibili的Vocaloid中文原创歌曲，由言和、洛天依演唱，为心情不美丽系列的第四作。殿堂曲，截至现在已有 -- 次观看， -- 人收藏。

本曲讲述一个悲惨的爱情故事，趣味又悲凉的旋律与歌词搭配鬼魅的曲绘，突显了主题与黑色幽默。

作者的话

歌曲

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同系列其他作品

《生存与墓志》 / 言和演唱；

《全世界都死了》 / 洛天依演唱；

《丧Day》 / 言和、洛天依演唱；

《老年吸血鬼》 / 言和、洛天依演唱；

《我从地狱归来》 / 言和、星尘、乐正绫演唱。

歌词

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  暗青色字为言和主唱，蓝色字为言洛合唱，粗体字为PV文案。

剧情解析